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There are so many things to do in Port of Orlando. Here are a few suggestions from our locals...
There are so many things to do in Port of Orlando. Here are a few suggestions from our locals...
Get STUFFED!
Head over to Larry's House O' Turkey and get some of his wife's famous stuffing straight out of the bird's ass!
Get BENT!
Head down to Larry's House O' Yoga and try out a few poses!
Get LOST!
Head down to Larry's House O' Mazes and try to make it out alive! (Seriously, we haven't seen the last few folks that went down there)
Get SCREWED!
Need someting fixed while you're here? Head to Larry's House O' Hardware and pick up a shovel, a tarp, some lye, a length of rope, and anything else you might need to keep your visit from turning into 25 to life!
Not to Mention Our Water Sports!
Not to Mention Our Water Sports!
Windsurfing!
Windsurfing!
Just don't fall in the water!
Surfing!
Surfing!
Again, we can't stress this enough; STAY ON YOUR BOARD!
Scuba Diving!
Scuba Diving!
Really? Did you not read our last two warnings?!?!
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